And here I am, already posting again.
Why does everything around me seem to be breaking?! First my folding bike makes an attempt on my life (as explained earlier), then my laptop decides not to run the internet, making it very difficult to get anything done at all and prompting me to start searching for a new laptop. Unfortunately, most retailers only offer a payback/credit service over time where they can bend you over their counter and rape you for interest (about 19.8%!!!!). And finally my faithful MP3 player, the one thing I own NOT to give me any grief, finally packed it in today...
I anticipate some form of health defect next, most likely a heart attack, lurking around a corner somewhere. The strange spot on my chest that resembles a third nipple will have to suffice in that area for now.
Still, at least things can't get any worse! (Famous last words, expect several more complaint-related posts over the next few days!)
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